CANDY APPLE GREY

 

CANDY APPLE GREY by DANA MAJOR

VITAL STATISTICS:

AGE: POST-MENOPAUSAL

GENDER: FEMALE

PROXIMITY: UTAH, SALT LAKE CITY

RACE: WHITE

CHILDREN: (ESTRANGED) JANIS GREY (DENTAL HYGENIST) JIMI GREY (CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT) & PATTI GREY (FULLTIME MOM)

SEXUALITY: BORN-AGAIN LESBIAN

RELIGION: BORN AGAIN BUDDHIST

OCCUPATION: ART TEACHER/ THERAPIST/ DOULA

SPIRIT ANIMAL: HORSES, HORSES, HORSES, HORSES

ZODIAC SIGN: AQUARIOUS

FUN FACT: SHE OWNS A WHITE STALLION CALLED “GO RIMBAUD”

NOTE: SHE FLOATED AWAY AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/ SHE LIFTER HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY/SHE DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS SAY/SHE LIFTED HER ARMS AND SHE FLOATED AWAY

 

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